Ducks Are Fun!

A Duck walked into a convenience store and said, "Give me a tube of chapstick & put it on my BILL!"

HA HA HA HA

BUT DOGS ARE BETTER!!!

A farmer had a duck-hunting dog with a unique talent, and he was so proud of his dog that he boasted about how smart
 he was to all of his neighbors and friends.  A skeptical
 neighbor came by and wanted proof, so the farmer took the 3 of them in his boat out on the lake.  The farmer shot 
the first duck he saw and out jumped his dog who promptly
 walked across the top of the water surface and retreived the duck.  The neighbor did not look impressed, so the 
farmer shot another duck & his dog walked on the water and
 brought it back.  The neighbor still said nothing, and the farmer was getting a little irritated so he 
said, "What's the matter?  Don't you like my talented
 dog?"  The neighbor replied, "He's not so smart; he doesn't even know how to swim!!!"

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Math is COOOOOOOOL !....

Math is COOOOOOOOL !